Archive for December, 2010

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What did you get for Christmas? A new XBox? A hot chick to play it with, maybe? Meet Michelle, she got a new XBox and she IS a hot chick who likes to play. Gamer girls are awesome. They love spend time on the couch and usually do not complain about carpal tunnel when you ask them to play with your joystick. Come play topless XBox with our naughty webcam girls while they host our online magazine on their sexy webcams!

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Happy New Year!

A whole new year is upon us! I can not wait! I love the end of the year and reflecting back on the year that just passed and deciding what I am going to do different this year! So since I just got out of a job I was unhappy with I am going to lead a less stressful life this year.

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I am going concentrate more on school and focus more on me and my needs. I am going to work out more, studying more(instead of waiting last minute), and enjoy the simple things. Now enough of my real (and boring) resolutions. I like the funny ones better. So Here is a list of some of the funniest Resolutions I have found:

Will I Kiss More Girls in 2011?

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

I will not bore my boss by using the same excuses for taking leaves. I will think of some new excuses.

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

To conserve water I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible. ( haha this so doesn’t fit me if ya’ll have ever seen my bath show)

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

I will try to figure out why I really need nine email addresses

I will stop using dating sites to find my running mates

I will call Sulu and tell him I miss him.

I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it

I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Will I Be Naughtier in 2011?

Learn what the hell resolution means

I will always wear clean underwear… just in case

I will seriously keep last years resolutions this year.

I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.

I will work with neglected children – My own

Find my soul mate and five extra partners!

I will stop using facebook as my primary way to communicate with my wife and kids

I will stop tagging myself in photos that Im not even in

I will go shopping with my wife (for Beer)

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Alright everyone I got the ball rolling or dropping in this instance. I want to find out what everyone’s new years resolution is or have more people add to this list, so Please leave your creative, comical or actual resolutions in the comment section below.

And remember…..! The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Years Eve when you are finally drunk enough to kiss the person your married to.

Be safe and Have a Happy New Year! Love ya’ll Xoxo- Mandi

“New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. “-Mark Twain

My New Year's Resolution is to Get Some of Megan's Booty!

Megan Christine loves hard rock, tattoos and big trucks. This California girl has a huge smile and a rockin’ all natural body. She loves long, late night chats with boys on the couch and kissing girls at nightclubs. Megan is such a sweetie. This new model had never been topless on camera before, but was excited about the opportunity to get a little naughty! Meet her online while she hosts SoCalGlamourGirls interactive online magazine and get to know this awesome girl! I know what I want to kiss when the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve!

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Miss Tarrentino is an Expert at Teaching Old Guys to Use Technology!

Sexting is Such a Rookie Mistake!

SoCalGlamourGirls.com, a sexy social network and interactive online magazine, has offered Minnesota Vikings quarterback, Brett Favre, $5 Million to learn how to use streaming video to flirt without leaving a permanent trail of texts and photos. 

Miss Tarrentino Knows How to Get Her Students' Attention!

Favre would be taught by SoCalGlamourGirls’ Spokesmodel, Tessie Tarrentino, one of the world’s experts at flirting online. Miss Tarrentino recently finished as 1st-Runner-Up in Playboy’s Miss Social 2010 Competition and was also named by Xbiz Magazine a Finalist for 2011 Web Babe of the Year. Miss Tarrentino is the Spokesmodel and Cover Girl of SoCalGlamourGirls.com where she “teaches” online “courses” almost every evening. 

Miss Tarrentino looks surprisingly similar to Jenn Sterger–and Favre’s wife–which Miss Tarrentino hopes will give the aging NFL quarterback reason to learn new technology. Sterger is the former NY Jets employee that allegedly received penis photos and a text request for a masturbation video from Favre. 

Sexting is Such a Rookie Mistake!

“I am an expert at teaching older guys how to flirt online, ” says Miss Tarrentino. “And, I think being a Jenn Sterger look-alike will help Favre focus on what I can teach him!” It appears that Favre, like many older male celebrities, needs to learn how to flirt with beautiful women in a way that does not endanger his marriage, career or legacy. SoCalGlamourGirls is an outrageous interactive online magazine where cover girls video chat with the readers of the magazine and have long-term “cyber relationships,” but do not ever meet in person. It is a safe way to have a long term virtual relationship with the cover girl of a bikini magazine.

Miss Tarrentino’s cyber-lessons are simple. “It’s just like blocking and tackling,” she states.

Rule #1: “Don’t sext naughty pictures and videos of yourself. Those last forever.”

Rule #2: “Don’t ask for videos of girls touching themselves. Watch “streaming” video instead. Streaming video disappears the instant you watch it.” 

Favre-Tarrentino Training Camps Could Be Fun!

Rule #3: “Don’t hook up in real life. Before Michelle Bombshell McGee was a SoCalGlamourGirl, she chose to get together with Jesse James. Bad decision.” 

SoCalGlamourGirls has hired an Ivy League educated teacher to help Miss Tarrentino design her year-long curriculum for Favre. “But, instruction will be by real-time, interactive online flirting on SoCalGlamourGirls.com.” After Favre completes his course of study, SoCalGlamourGirls plans to enlist him as their spokesperson where he will lead “training camps” teaching older celebrities, athletes and executives ways to flirt with hot girls without getting “in trouble.”

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Catch up with hot blonde webcam girl Serenity Eden and hear about her Holiday fun. This girl is so friggin’ adorable! Her cute little smile will light up your New Year! Watch and listen as this hot young thing gives you an update!

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Serenity Gets Naked with Jacque!

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