Archive for November, 2010

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What are you up to for Thanksgiving? I am having some friends over and plan on cooking for them. I stocked up at the grocery store today and boy, it was sure crowded. I could hardly even find a parking spot. Haha! I am excited about getting together with my friends and cooking for them. I’m going to make traditional Thanksgiving food. Hope everything turns out okay. I cooked last year successfully so hopefully all goes well again this year.

Then on Friday I may try to go shopping and snag a few great deals and get a head start on my holiday shopping. Then again, I may just stay home since I don’t want to get trampled trying to shop and fight the crowds. We’ll see what I feel like that day. And oh yeah, getting a workout in on Friday is also part of my game plan.

I am so excited to meet you guys and get to know you more! I’m grateful for becoming a new addition to the SoCal Glamour Girls team. What are you grateful for?

Maybe my new nude videos will give you a reason to give thanks! LOL

Happy Thanksgiving!

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A “Your Goose is Cooked” Hallmark Card Works!

By Graham Stroker on November 25, 2010

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Thanksgiving is usually a time when families get together. Lovers get culinarily decadent, stuffing themselves with so much food that the usual sexual escapades aren’t even theoretically possible; at least not until the wine gets opened later in the evening after the annoying in-laws have left.

When this happens, you’ll stop wondering how many times your girlfriend’s Great Aunt Gertrude assaulted everyone’s ears and noses with wet prune juice farts during the feast because all you’ll need to be counting is the number of times your turkey baster shoots hot love gravy all over your girlfriend’s breasts, which are a huge improvement over the one so dry that you had to soak it in cranberry sauce just to make it 1% as moist as Gertrude’s soppy flatus.

You Baste Me Like a Turkey Last Night, Then Breakup with Me!?

Or maybe you won’t get to that point because you want to breakup with your girlfriend. Perhaps the particular day has some special significance. Maybe you just discovered all the horrible genocide buried underneath the holiday’s misleading premise and want to spend the rest of your life alone in a nihilistic void. Maybe you hate her family so much you want to embarrass her more than Gertrude does. Maybe she lives with Gertrude, and you care more about your nose than your genitals. Maybe she just looks like she eats a Thanksgiving feast for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 24/7/365.

Whatever the reason, you are looking for advice on how to terminate the relationship. You shouldn’t worry about it too much, though. Whatever you do, you won’t have to feel bad because she’ll eat so much turkey out of depression that she will be in a Tryptophan coma until Christmas.

If you are too scared to breakup with her in person, you have a few options. You can breakup with her over the Internet or via text message. That’s not very Thanksgiving-appropriate, though. You could do that any day. Well, maybe dumping her over a Facebook post accompanied with a picture of an exploding turkey could work. Still, that’s pretty amateur. What you should do is invite her over to dinner with your family. I know what you are thinking: “I want to know how to dump her, douche bag. Why do I want her at my house?” Because you can have your parents tell her for you! Problem solved, and she has a designated driver…unless your mom gets emotional and hits the sauce with her. And I’m not talking about the cranberry sauce anymore.

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Think that’s too mean? I’m just getting started. If you were looking for something nice, you should put your pink bunny slippers back on and decide to not dump your girlfriend on a holiday, hypocrite.

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The next plan requires you to volunteer to carve the turkey. Your cutting skills better be more impressive than your cunnilingus ones. If you were better at it, you’re girlfriend would probably be better in bed and you wouldn’t have to dump her. Anyway, right before you cut the turkey, look at her and say, “Pay attention to what I’m doing because I want you to pretend this turkey is your heart. That’s right; I’m dumping you.”

Not one for dark wit? Then employ something more conventional. Pass the stuffing to her sister, the hot one you have been sleeping with for three weeks. Once she has the bowl in her hands, look to your girlfriend and say, “Do you know why I’m passing the stuffing to your sister? Because I’m stuffing her!” Laugh in an obnoxious manner, wink at her sister, and go to high-five her little brother while saying, “Hey bra. Was that good or what?”

Lastly, if you are a gambling man or are having second thoughts about ending the relationship, you can tell her that if the Lions win you will stay with her. Usually that would definitely end in a breakup, but they are playing the Patriots this year….

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