July 12th, 2010 | 
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Today’s sugar daddy update sponsored by GoDaddy.com.
Every guy thinks they want to date a porn star!
Sure, she will probably be hot and the sex will likely be ridiculously fun.
This is What a Date with Brittany and Tessie Looks Like!
But, there are a few things to think about before entering into a long term relationship with someone who has sex on camera for a living.
#1—Every guy will hit on her. Guys will know her in the most carnal of ways, and want to experience what they have seen on video in real life. Everywhere you go, lame drunk dudes will hit on her in the most annoying of ways…even when you are right there beside her.
#2—You are going to get into fights with other dudes. Guys are gonna use insulting pick up lines talking about her boobs and their penis, and talk about wanting to give it to her in the rear like she did in “Anal Gangbangs 5.” You think this is funny now, but you are going to have to defend her. Get health insurance.
#3—Everything she does will be well documented. Doing porn is a lot less discreet than being a stripper or an escort. If she likes girl-boy-girl threesomes with strap-ons and double penetration, there will be websites devoted to her performing this crazy, fun act…without you even involved.
#4—You will never want to ask “How was your day at work?” No guy wants to ask “what did you do today?” and hear “an entire Volkswagen filled with rodeo clowns”, or “this really buff guy with a huge schlong.” Believe me, you do not want to know why she is limping. Derived from Shawn Norris at Guyism.com
Video Dates with Skyler and Savannah End up Like This!
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