Getting PAID for Enjoying a Happy Ending!

An appeals court in Pennsylvania recently threw out prostitution charges against a massage parlor in Allentown, because state troopers gave a confidential informant (snitch) money to pay for sex (snatch) four times.

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The snitch approached the police in 2006 to say that he was offended that he had been offered snatch at Sun Cha Chon massage parlor. He them convinced police to give him enough money to go back four times, for what the judge called “a smorgasbord of sexual activity.”

“It is difficult to image how this informant could have been so offended, and yet proceed to engage in oral and sexual intercourse with the two women in this case and laugh about it with the troopers after each occasion,” wrote the judge.

“I didn’t know that if I said I was offended by a happy ending, the cops would pay for me to get one– I mean four,” professed a local businessman. “I am deeply offended. However, two on one blow jobs deserve the most investigation.”

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