High End Girl Friend Index Plunges, Hot Arm Candy Left Holding an Empty Neiman’s Bag

The recession has led to a plunge in the “High-End Girlfriend Index” says Edward Hayes an attorney and one of New York’s most notable “fixers.” Many of the city’s wealthiest men have been forced to abandon their girl friends, mistresses and prostitutes.

Us High End Girlfriends are Feeling the Pinch, Too!

What has taken its place? Marital fidelity? Guitar Hero? Buying Internet domains and hosting services from GoDaddy.com? No, with mistresses and prostitutes becoming a recessionary casualty, adultery between married partners has seen a dramatic rise. Why?

While prostitutes, mistresses and sugar babies can be expensive, someone else’s wife is often far more familiar with financial boundaries and martial economic stress.

While paid or gold-digging companions often value pricey gifts, married women can see them as devastating evidence of their affair.

Unlike the man who keeps a secret girlfriend, married cheaters are must less susceptible to blackmail, because both cheating parties have their hand in the “cookie jar,” so to speak.

Companies like AshleyMadison.com, the leading dating site for married people, and SoCalGlamourGirls.com, the leading discreet video dating site for cyber affairs with hot chicks, have seen traffic grow 5 to 10 percent a month over the past year.

Some of the Internet’s most exciting promises have always been disintermediation and cost reduction. Sort of like how GoDaddy.com allows you to do Internet business yourself and save money. It seems clear that this promise holds true with “discreet cyber affairs,” whether they are virtual or in-person.

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