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8. “Is that your real name?” What kind of a question is that? This isn’t a strip club! Is “Megan” really that outlandish of a name?

7. “You’re gorgeous! You should be a model!” This is a tired line. Your Hooters Girl knows that she’s hot. Sshe is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling.

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6. “If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!” Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?

5. “Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!” Yes, I do, and no, he doesn’t. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.

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4. “Do you guys do lap dances?” Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you’re lucky, we might dance to “YMCA” with the numerous children running around.

3. “I love a girl in pantyhose.” I love guys who share their most perverse fetishes face-to-face with complete strangers.

2. “Are those real?” Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!

1. “Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?” Lovely. Just lovely. Security!

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