Is going down the happy trail the same as hiking the Appalachian Trail? Our sexy news girl, Cherry, reports on Mark Sanford, hot Latinas from Argentina, hypocrisy, and politicians who get caught. Instead of cheating, why not have a cyber affair with a hot model online? Register HERE to have a live cyber affair with a hot bikini model on her webcam!

South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford, runs away from home “like some hormone-infused adolescent,” says Dick Harpootlian. Governor Sanford told a newspaper yesterday that he was in Argentina, not “hiking the Appalachian Trail” or “writing” as he had been previously told his wife, his staff and the press.

Wait! He might not be lying. Is “hiking the Appalachian Trail” a Republican code word for “I’m going down the happy trail” of my South American call girl? By “writing” did he mean to tell his wife that he planned to write all over the “Tramp Stamp” of his hot Latina girlfriend with his “pencil”?

Dallas, Showing Her Happy Trail for Governor Sanford

So, is this Conservative, family-values, Republican lying to everyone about everything? Or, do politicians who need to cover up their cheating and lying ways figure out early in life that using “family values” and “religion” will cover up their hypocrisy and slut banging? Do the few honest and virtuous conservative, old-fashioned citizens who believe what these politicians espouse, know that they are being tricked and used?

Politicians, don’t cheat on your wife and lie to everyone! Bad Karma. We live in the real world and know you need to get a little “strange” sometimes. Instead, have a safe, sexy and anonymous discreet cyber affair from the safety of your own laptop. No one can see you. No one will know what you do. And, you won’t get any chicks pregnant or bring home “the gift that keeps on giving” to your wife. Be safe. Don’t cheat. Cyber Date a hot model instead.

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